Raining On The Zombies Parade

Everyone calls me Michy nowadays. 18. I'm being loved in our own infinity with a physics genius who asked me to marry him haha. I'm smart, blunt, always tired, and if I'm not sleeping I'm laughing. I love movies, Horror, Zombies, Video Games, Writing, and Reading = My Life. #TeamiPhone If you have a question ask, and don't be shy. I hate everyone, but it doesn't take much for me to love you so don't let fear decide your fate.

Aug 30
Everything is whole again. #whole

Everything is whole again. #whole


That one day Michelle dropped the thing, and Alexis reeeeaaaalllyyy had to pee, and then they both got sick, and then they got Thorton’s. Good times. @vixvmmxiii #redhair #longhairdontcare #thatonetime #longdays

That one day Michelle dropped the thing, and Alexis reeeeaaaalllyyy had to pee, and then they both got sick, and then they got Thorton’s. Good times. @vixvmmxiii #redhair #longhairdontcare #thatonetime #longdays


Aug 29

needsanewrug:

American Horror Story: Freak Show characters:
Evan Peters as The lobster boy;
Kathy Bates as The bearded woman;
Sarah Paulson as Two headed girl.

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girlyplugs:

So like. My dog that I had all through high school died the summer after I graduated. I’ve missed him a lot and having that companion.

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fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

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